Driving

A couple of months ago, Michael and one of my friends were speeding and crashing in this virtual car game at the mall. I mean, their car was flipping over and bumping into the side of the road...not good. I swore I would not get in a car with either of them.

TODAY, on the other hand, I went with Michael to go get his G1. The first step towards a driver's licence. What a longggg wait. FIRST OF ALL, I didn't know where we were going, so I felt lost all the way there. Also, when we got there, we had no place where to go or what to do, until finally we were told to sit down and wait to be called up.

... *waiting*....*more waiting*....K42 please come up (yes!!). Michael had to answer some questions, take a picture ( I did NOT almost make you laugh, loser :P), and do a visual exam. Nice.... Go to room 3 to take your test.

We walked over to room 3 and I waited outside. I sat beside this middle aged Asian woman and just as I was going to put my headphones on...

"Hi, do you know how long this usually takes?"

No... It's my first time here, are you waiting for your son, or your daughter?

"My husband. I'm from China."

Oh...Ok...

"Whr you for?"

Sorry?

"Where are you from?"

Oh, I'm from Mexico

"Is that your friend from Mexico?"

who? Oh my boyfriend? No..

Needless to say, this was not as entertaining as I hoped it would be. Michael took half an hour to write the test. He passed onn his first try. Congratulations, now it's your turn to wait for me.

Awww... Mondays

Kimmie of Pretty Amazing Grace has started a new meme called Awww...Mondays

This is actually one of my cats, Tigger. He's sleeping. Isn't that what we would all like to be doing Monday morning?

This Grass is for you, CC.

Yeah ok, so Coco Cutie is going crazzzyyyy. Literally. Shhesh, if I know my blog was that important to you, I would blog all day ev'ry day.

WELL, I've been inspired! CC has asked me to write on my blog. ANYTHING, actually, she even gave me a few topics herself and asked me to surprise her. So that's just what I'll do.

Grass you say? Coming right up!

"Grass is the common word that generally describes monocotyledonous green plants. The family Poaceae (or Gramineae) are the "true grasses" and include most plants grown as grains, for pasture, and for lawns (turf). They include some more specialised crops such as lemongrass, as well as many ornamental plants. They also include plants often not recognized to be grasses, such as bamboos, maize or some species of weeds called crab grass."

Thank you Wikepedia, knew I could count on you.

So anyways, a while back I was reading some of Drowsey Monkey's posts and I ended up on a certain post about...geoduck clams. They are a lot more interesting to look at than grass (watch grass grow? pfft, yeah ok I have better things to do) but unfortunately, I can't post them on my blog. Well, I can but I won't. Well I want to but I can't.... just look it up, then you'll understand.



*waits*

Okay. I told you to look it up

*more waiting*


...see?

Dance Lessons From THE Pro.

Okay, I know it's not bloggerly right to bore readers with one vid after posting one like,the day before, BUT, I absolutely could not resist sharing this. This, my friends, is my younger brother. The crazy one who set Jesus on fire. Mhm. That's the one. Well, during the black-out, the 14 year old decided to teach me how to dance. This is how it turned out.



PS: I do realize he is wearing a Halloween costume in January, thanks. Early trick-or-treating anyone?

Animation vs. Creator

Stupid Blackout

Well I am back. Sorry for not keeping you guys up to date BUT I have a good reason, there was a huge black out in my area and I, therefore, had no access to a computer.

Or a tv. Or a charger, or a phone, or my stove, not even my microwave. It was fucking horrible.
And freezing, I swear I slept with like 18 blankets, just incase it got colder.

You would think that, considering this happened like 3 years ago, they would have fixed it properly, but noooooo, lets leave the little people trapped in their homes shall we?
Anyways, we got power yesterday night (FINALLY, we were in the last 25% that didn't have it, ugh)

On the upside, school was cancelled, leaving me to not study for my unit tests.

(I swear to God that I considered studying by candle-light)

I have found a wife!

For my brother! This is big news considering what a crazy little hormonal boy my brother is. I mean, when Michael called my house looking for me, he tried to have a normal conversation with the little creep. He told Michael that he didn't understand him because... and I quote...

"You don't know what it's like to have a sibling with boobs."

Ahem. Thank you? Is that a form of weird compliment?

Anyways, so after a thourough screening process, one stood out above the rest. The beloved Buddist Monk ( I hope that you know that since you picked this nickname, you are stuck with it, loser...erm, future sister in law ) showed me that she and Fernando would be a perfect match.

She's cool, smart, good-looking. He's the total opposite. Hmm, maybe a normal child is in order?