Awww Mondays

Kimmie of Pretty Amazing Grace has a new meme called Awww...Mondays.

ahhh..... fuck my life

I love you fmylife! (click picture for an enlargement)

Happy Brithday Michael

Michael's 17th birthday was yesterday... I' taking him out to eat and a movie, to avoid the present-buying hassle. So ya. Happy birthday to my beloved (L), now you have tobe a big boy :) ya ya ok :)

Some new things to try out right? growing up?

Also, today I was asked to attend the upcoming camp olympia. I've been dying to go but now I'm not so sure... hopefully it all turns out to the best

-Maria-

Assembly

So me and 2 of my friends are going to present our video to the school tomorrow
Theme: Black History Month

(Lmfao, when you see the cheerleaders, just remember that I had to make up a cheer because their captain thought it was too hard to think up of a cheer on the spot)

Awww Mondays... bit late (w.e)

Chain Mail

Beautifully stated....


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.

You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.


You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back..

"Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin."


~anonymous~

Hello old man

On the way to work;

"Hey want some Britney Spears tickets??"

No

"Oh, already got some?"

No

"Oh why not?"

Work

"Where do you work?"

Over there -points-

"Oh you work at the daycare too?"

Mhm

"Can I take you out to dinner?"

Uhm no thanks

"You are gorgeous"

Thanks.. bye

March Break

Woooo March Break is here! Which to me means love and fun and party party and everything sleepovers. Well. time to get started....oh shit... work 4 days of the week? ughhh...

Ways to get out of work:

"As I was on the bus to work... you won't believe it. This crazy goat man jumped in front of the bus. The driver swerved to the left to avoid hitting him and ended up falling off a cliff and into lake Ontario. We had to wait 2 hour to be rescued by a helicopter and were then interviewed by the police looking for some crazy guy"

uhm... thats all i got.

Anyways... I'm kind of upset today... might discuss later, if I feel like it.

Enjoy the beggining of March Break

Bowling Alleys

So to my surpirse, bowling is a lot harder than it looks. A bunch of us went bowling yesterday to celebrate my friends birthday party. First us, yours truly.

I walked up to the line with the huge bowling ball. Carrying with both hands, it's weight dragging me down.

Oh my God. People who can acctually play this game can look at me fail.

So as the little brave girl I am, I threw the ball. OHMYGOD look its going so well *faints* oh.... gutter ball...

Imagine that 4 times in a row.

MAGICALLY, I ended up with a strike in my fifth try.

I guess miracles do happen.

Whale Penis

Flashback:

Mom, me and Fernando sit around watching a whale documentary. The male whale whips out his penis and tries to have sex with the female whale. His penis is obviously long.

Fernando: "I bet dad's penis is that big!"

Mom: "He wishes his penis was that big!!!"

Me: "....thanks mom."

I'd like to thank...

my good blogger friend Kimmie from Pretty Amazing Grace. Who has awarded me with this lovely Thank-for-not-sucking-as-a-friend award. (yayayayayaya.....*runs around*)

This is what Kimmie had to say:

Maria of The Malaki Slope: A young woman who blogs about everything and anything. I love her Spirit and her Ambition to suceed in her life. I believe she will do great things! She is a real Doll and I am happy she has come into my world.

Awwww <3 She's so sweet!

Anyways, considering I haven't made so many blogger friends, I don't know who to pass this on to yet. But I promise to update.

Awww Mondays

ANGERRRR!!!

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next
few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open
their hearts to us.'

Audio Test

I was reading Drowsew Monkey's blog when I stubled upon her newest post.

It's an audio test that supposedly only people under 25 can hear. Hm? Interesting, right?

So I checked it out and here's the proof :P

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