I love you in 112 ways

112 ways to say... I LOVE YOU

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

FYL (Fuck your life)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML

Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. The first words out of my dad's mouth were "If my daughter sees your penis, I'll cut it off". FML

Us

Summer Girl

Three more weeks until my first day of grade twelve.... fuck I'm scared... this is going to determine what I'm going to do with my life... time to .... time to what? Make sure I get outstanding marks? Look up universities and courses? Try to trick my brother into learning? Get all my credits ready for graduation? fuckk...Time to make sure all of the above happen!!

Of course, no pressure!

Hit her grannie!

So my Portuguese friend, Chantal, from Dinos Go Rawr, has started blogging.... and let me tell you, she has some interesting stuff to blog about!

For example, just the day before yesterday, I went over to her house so we could take her little sisters swimming when... dun dun dun.... her grandmother shows up..

Now, who would ever expect anything menacing from a little old lady who just wants to see her granddaughters and who barely speaks English?

Not me that's for sure!

Anyways, one of Chantals sisters wasn't feeling well, so we asked her to watch the younger sisters, 4 & 7 years of age, while we went swimming.. She said that it wasn't fair and that we should take both of them.

The point is, we decided we would take the 4 year old because she behaves at the pool and she would take the 7 year old because she behaves properly at home.

We told both the children this was to occur and that whoever didn't go this time would be taken the next.

Then the 7 year old starts crying and throwing a fit. Her sisters tell her that there is no way she is going and that she is not going to get her way by having a tantrum.

Then the grandmother walks in and sheepishly asks what is going on... after we tell her she starts arguing that all or none should go.

The next part happened really fast... the grandchildren start fighting back, that the girl shouldn't have her way just because she is throwing a fit... then the granmother takes off her shoe (ahaha, I didn't know Portuguese people actually did this) and starts wacking Chantals 16 year old sister, Stephanie, with it and calling her all these things in Portuguese. Stephanie bravely grabbed the shoe from her hand and, in the 2 seconds it took to put it down, her grandmother (G.M. for short) started pulling her hair and hitting her back....

Dun dun dun... obviously Steph wasn't going to beat up her GM so she just walked outside...where GM followed...

Round two:
















Into the ring, weighing x amount of pounds, comes the ferocious Stephanie, ready to beat some people up.

On the opposite side of the ring, weighing approximately 100 pounds, comes in GM, enraged at the thought of not getting her way.

*bell noise*

GM violently grabs Stephanie and manages to take her cell phone away from her, the object is soon discarded and thrown across the street outside of the ring and caught by eager Steph supporters. Steph uses the Power of Portuguese words to make GM recoil at the thought of being found annoying by her family. Steph smirks but then GM makes a quick recovery and throws a little kid's bike at Steph, missing her entirely.

At this, Chantal, the ref for this match, tries to make GM understand that this has to remain a fair match and that maybe she should just retire to her home. GM then starts screaming at the ref, telling her to mind her own buisiness while Steph walks off the ring and into the house... locking both the ref and GM outside....

Fuck that

So Matt is coming back today... After making it clear that I don't want him to smoke, and making sure he knew how intolerable I find that habit, I log onto my facebook to find....

*drumroll please*

A picture of him and his best friend holding cigars....


I'm very disappointed.

UPDATE: So I talked to him about it.... "blah blah last day in Florida blah blah don't inhale"... mh.........

Girlfriend?

So I think I might have mentioned that Matt coaches a soccer team...and since he was gone he wanted me to go see how they played... so I did.

One of Matts friends decided to sign the papers for Matt....

He signed as my boyfriend and then turned to me and said.. "If I'm Matt, does this mean you're my girlfriend?"

.... uhmm NO ahahaha....?

"Dammit"

....odd?