300th post! Jokes. Don't read if you dont have a sense of humourrrrr.

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in? -Pete

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job - Otto

Why are arab football (soccer) teams so shitty?
Everytime they get a corner they open up a shop! -Chris n Josh

What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl? American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.

What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. -Mike

Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop! -jesse

How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline -Riley rice

What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps! -Steve

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC! - Justin

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!..

Cake and boobs

Lmfao, don't we all? Yeah cake fat going straight to my boob fat would be great. And chocolate. Come to think of it, all fat should go to my boobs, it would just make like that much easier. Agreed?

Jobs

Woot, I have a job. I am no longer unemplyed. I will be returning to Canada's wonderland AND working at Ontario Place. Wowww. I am cool, be jealous. I am a working girl now. Maybe I can buy myself a camel..... Or some chocolate.

There is noone like you (L)

Strut that ass

The Oscars

Did you watch the Oscars? Like two weeks ago I know.
James Franco is so fucking sexxxy. K He was my desktop for like a full month.. until...I can't believe James Franco put on a dress.... *changes desktop*

I like my men in suits, not any type of dress. thank you very much!

PS: Anne Hathaway sucked too, she was trying too hard

Are you keeping up with Sheen?

Oh my God, I absolutely love him. And this video ahahhahaa
He needs to clean up his act... but the show will be nothing without him...

He wins here, win there, win win everywhere

Adonis Blood!